Wednesday, July 12, 2006

I Just Keep Winning!

cramp ( P ) Pronunciation Key (krmp)n.
1. A sudden, involuntary, spasmodic muscular contraction causing severe pain, often occurring in the leg or shoulder as the result of strain or chill.
2. A temporary partial paralysis of habitually or excessively used muscles.
3. Spasmodic contractions of the uterus, such as those occurring during menstruation or labor, usually causing pain in the abdomen that may radiate to the lower back and thighs.
This guy is in pain. I will never look like this due to another leg cramp. They'll never get me again! They try to attack every morning just before I'm ready to get up. They try to attack but I win everytime. Die leg cramps die! Now, number three definition is going to be somewhat difficult to avoid. Nonetheless, Bob will try to help as best he can. Hopefully I don't get too snarky with him. Why can't Three Hills believe in epidurals!?!!?

3 comments:

Shannon said...

Bananas are the cure. :) Someone told me while I was pregnant that there is something in them that will prevent them and it really worked for me. (I hate bananas so it wasn't an easy cure:()

Shannon said...

Bananas are the cure. :) Someone told me while I was pregnant that there is something in them that will prevent them and it really worked for me. (I hate bananas so it wasn't an easy cure:()

Murray's Corner said...

Maybe I'll just have to go out and buy some banana's then.